- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF! WATCH OUT!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
- YEAH!
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HELP!
- NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S OUT OF PRACTICE.
- [SNORING]
- MY, MY! DOESN'T SPIKE LOOK COZY?
TIME FOR YOUR WAKE-UP CALL, SPIKE OLD BUDDY.
MORNING, SPIKE.
- [ANGRY BARKS]
[RUFF RUFF]
- [HUMMING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
SMELLS LIKE APPLE PIE.
IT IS APPLE PIE!
- HEATHCLIFF, PUT DOWN THAT PIE.
COME BACK HERE, YOU PIE-NAPPER!
- I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, GRANDMA.
I'M GOING OUT TO PLAY SOCCER.
- HEATHCLIFF! COME BACK HERE.
- WHY COULDN'T I HAVE OWNED A HAMSTER?
HEATHCLIFF, CUT IT OUT!
- BRING BACK MY PIE THIS INSTANT!
- HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
YOU GIVE ME THAT PIE RIGHT NOW,
OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
- AH, WHO COULD RESIST?
- I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
- [LAUGHS]
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU. HA HA HA!
- WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, OFFICER?
- NOTHING FOR YOU TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH, MARCY.
I'M JUST TAKING THIS HARDENED CRIMINAL
DOWN TO THE STATION HOUSE.
- HEATHCLIFF A HARDENED CRIMINAL?
THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
HEATHCLIFF CAN'T BE GUILTY.
- I'M AFRAID HE IS, MARCY,
AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT.
- EVEN IF HEATHCLIFF IS GUILTY,
I KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE GOOD FROM NOW ON.
I JUST KNOW IT.
- ALL RIGHT, MARCY.
I'LL GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE,
IF HE PROMISES TO BE GOOD.
COME OUT, HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU PROMISE.
NO MORE MISCHIEF,
NO MORE TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
NO MORE STEALING PIES,
NO MORE ASSAULTING AN OFFICER WITH A PIE,
AND NO MORE FIGHTING OF ANY KIND.
- HUH?
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU PROMISE,
OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.
- THINGS HAVE BEEN PRETTY BORING AROUND HERE.
- YEAH. RIGHT.
- WE GOT TO FIND A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD TO CONQUER.
- YEAH!
- BUT FIRST WE GOT TO FIND A NEW LEADER--
SOMEONE WHO IS MEANER AND TOUGHER THAN US.
- YEAH!
- IT SAYS IN THE PAPER
THAT HEATHCLIFF IS THE TERROR OF WESTMINSTER.
EVERYBODY IS SCARED OF HIM.
- THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S MAKE HEATHCLIFF OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- NOW ISN'T THIS A LOT NICER THAN CAUSING TROUBLE?
YOU JUST LIE THERE AND RELAX, HEATHCLIFF.
I HAVE TO PICK UP SOME GROCERIES FOR MY MOTHER.
- THIS IS THE PLACE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND HEATHCLIFF,
OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- HEY, SISSY!
YOU SEEN A CAT NAMED HEATHCLIFF AROUND HERE?
- UH...ER...I'M HEATHCLIFF.
- THIS SISSY IS THE MIGHTY HEATHCLIFF?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHY, YOU...
- AND NO MORE FIGHTS.
- YOU PROMISED.
- AND ONE MORE THING--
FROM NOW ON, THIS IS OUR TERRITORY.
[LAUGHTER]
- [LAUGHS]
- WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
3 WIMPS?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WE'RE YOUR NEW LEADERS.
ANY OBJECTIONS?
- NO. NOT AT ALL.
- GOOD. HA HA HA!
- WOW. THEY'RE TOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I KIND OF MISS HEATHCLIFF.
- ME, TOO.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
A FISH MARKET!
LET'S EAT!
- YEAH!
- DRILL.
HOSE.
START PUMPING.
- HEY! MY FISH!
- ENOUGH. LET'S RETREAT AND EAT.
- HEY! COME BACK HERE!
COME BACK WITH MY FISH!
YOU SCREWY CATS!
- THIS IS TOO EASY.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[TRUCK STARTING]
OH...HE DID IT AGAIN.
- MR. NUTMEG?
- WAIT! I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
HEATHCLIFF IS INNOCENT.
- WE KNOW THAT.
IT'S THIS NEW GANG OF CATS CAUSING HAVOC,
AND WE NEED HEATHCLIFF'S HELP.
- YEAH!
- HEATHCLIFF'S HELP?
I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- UH-OH.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THEY WANT YOUR HELP.
- HUH?
- IT'S THAT NEW GANG OF CATS.
- YEAH! THOSE CATS.
THEY'RE A MENACE.
- YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING, HEATHCLIFF.
OH, YOUR PROMISE.
I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR PROMISE.
JUST GET RID OF THOSE CATS.
- THERE. THAT SHOULD HOLD HIM.
SPIKE'S DOGHOUSE WILL BE OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS.
GONZO, YOU WAIT HERE.
WE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE LOOT.
- OK, BOSS.
- WHO NEEDS HEATHCLIFF? RIGHT, BOSS?
- YEAH. HE'S JUST A BIG BABY.
[GANG LAUGHING]
- HEY, SPIKE. WANT TO DANCE?
OR ARE YOU ALL TIED UP?
HA HA HA HA HA!
- DON'T WORRY, SPIKE. I'LL SAVE YOU.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
- AFTER TAKING CARE OF THAT SISSY HEATHCLIFF,
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT TO OPPOSE US.
- SO. I'M A SISSY, AM I?
- WHY, YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
- [YAWN]
[CATS SCREECHING]
- THANKS, PAL.
- IT SURE IS GREAT TO TAKE A LITTLE REST.
- WE DESERVE IT.
ONLY A NINNY WOULD DARE GIVE US ANY TROUBLE.
- AND I'M JUST THE NINNY TO DO IT.
- HEY! IT'S THAT SISSY HEATHCLIFF.
- LET'S GET HIM!
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? A STRIKE!
- YEOW!
- NOW IMAGINE WHAT I MIGHT HAVE DONE IF I WASN'T A SISSY!
- I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUYS.
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE HOURS AGO.
- IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE REST OF YOUR GANG,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LONG WAIT.
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THEM.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
SHOW THEM HOW TO BRAID THEIR HAIR?
- NO, I SHOWED THEM
YOU NEED MORE THAN BIG TALK
TO TAKE OVER A NEIGHBORHOOD--
SISSIES!
- SISSIES?
LET'S SHOW HIM, FELLAS!
WHY I OUGHT TO--
TAKE THAT!
[CATS SCREECHING]
- CAT FIGHTS CAN BE SO TIRING.
[LAUGHS]
- HOORAY FOR HEATHCLIFF!
[CHEERS]
- HOORAY!
- HEATHCLIFF IS MY HERO.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT MY MILK!
- AND MY FISH!
- AND MY FRESH-BAKED PIE!
- COME BACK HERE!
- DROP THAT FISH!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- HEY, SPIKE,
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
- HUH? FOR ME?
- NOW WE'RE EVEN.
- HEATHCLIFF! COME BACK HERE!
- GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE OF MILK!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- BRING BACK THAT FISH!
- STOP! STOP, I SAY!
- I GUESS I'M WHAT YOU CALL THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS.
[LAUGHS]
- BOYS, I INVITED CLEO DOWN TO HEAR YOU GUYS PLAY,
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS I SAY YOU ARE.
- HE SAYS YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE
TO WIN THE BIG MUSIC CONTEST
AT THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB TONIGHT.
- DUH...YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE THAT GOOD?
- HEY, MAN, I DON'T MANAGE LOSERS.
- THE MUSIC LINGERS IN OUR FINGERS.
[DRUMBEATS]
- 1, 2, 3, 4--
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- WHY, RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT THEY'D BE.
- JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
AND WHEN THEY'RE PRACTICING, THEY DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE.
SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE
SNEAK ON UP TO MY SHACK?
- WHY NOT?
- THIS WILL BE A CINCH.
THOSE 3 GUYS ARE IN ANOTHER WORLD.
WE CAN STEAL THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND WIN THE CONTEST
INSTEAD OF THEM.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
RUN FOR IT BEFORE THE BAND WAKES UP.
I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING THESE INSTRUMENTS.
- HEY, GUYS. WE BEEN ROBBED.
- HEY!
- HEY! WHO STOPPED THE MUSIC?
- THERE THEY GO!
- OK, MEN. PREPARE TO SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST.
- LOOK OUT BELOW.
- HEY, MONGO--
YOU BETTER C SHARP OR YOU'LL B FLAT.
- HUH?
- THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US WITH WATER WADS.
- THEY'RE COMING AGAIN.
COME ON, GIVE THEM A LITTLE OF
THE OLD FANCY DRUMMING, MATT.
- FOLLOW ME.
- YEOOOW!
- FIRE EXTINGUISHERS...
- THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THAT JUNK WITHOUT A BULLDOZER.
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE EASY.
LET'S GO.
[HISSING]
- UH-OH.
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
HERE COMES THE EARTH.
[CRASH]
- DON'T THOSE GUYS KNOW WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH?
GIVE THEM YOUR BEST SHOT, MIKE.
- HEY!
- OH!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- OH, NO. I HATE TO ADMIT IT, GUYS,
BUT I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED RIFF RAFF'S HELP ON THIS ONE.
- YOU GUYS DONE PRACTICING ALREADY?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BECOME THINKERS.
SOMEBODY STOLE OUR MUSIC MAKERS.
- IT WAS THOSE 3 HEP CATS WHO LIVE IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WE GOT TO GET MORE INSTRUMENTS TO PLAY TODAY.
- ALL WE HAVE LEFT AT THE MUSIC STORE IS A TAMBOURINE,
A COUPLE OF KAZOOS, AND A TUBA.
- DUH... WANT TO HEAR ME WHISTLE?
[WHISTLES]
- LATER, MONGO.
CLEO, YOU GO GET BUSH AND MEET US IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WELL, I HOPE THAT'S NOT YOUR ENTIRE PLAN.
- NOBODY HERE.
- NOBODY HERE BUT US MUSICIANS.
- I SEE YOU FOUND THE CULPRITS ALREADY.
PUT DOWN THOSE INSTRUMENTS AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- NEVER MIND THAT TRASH, BUSHIE BABY.
TAKE A NOSEFUL OF THIS LEAN-TO
AND LEAD US TO THE HEP CATS.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
P.U.!
I WONDER WHEN THESE GUYS TOOK A BATH LAST.
COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.
I CAN TAKE YOU DIRECTLY TO THE HEP CATS.
- YOU GUYS PLAY DETECTIVE.
I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE MUSIC STORE.
- SHEESH, THOSE GUYS ARE STUBBORN.
THIS TIME, THEY GOT A DOG TO FOLLOW OUR TRAIL.
WE'LL JUST LEAVE THEM MIKE'S CAP
TO REMEMBER US BY.
LET'S SCRAM, BOYS. ALLEGRO!
- THEY'RE SOMEWHERE CLOSE. I CAN SMELL 'EM.
ALL RIGHT! I SEE YOUSE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR PAWS UP.
- WHY IS HE TALKING TO THAT HAT?
- OH, DRAT--HE THINKS THE HAT'S A CAT.
- UH, BUSH--
- NOT NOW, RIFF RAFF.
I GOT THESE GUYS RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM.
TAKE THIS! AND THAT! AND SOME OF THESE!
AND A FEW OF THOSE!
[CRASH]
AW, ALMOST HAD 'EM!
- THEY'RE STILL COMING!
SOMEHOW WE GOT TO GET THEM OFF OUR SCENT.
YEAH. THE WATER IN THAT GUTTER OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
IT'S NO USE.
NOBODY CAN FOLLOW SMELLS OVER WATER.
- YEAH, BUT SEEING OVER WATER IS EASY.
GET UP INTO THAT TREE, WORDSWORTH,
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
- I WANT TO SEE, TOO.
- MONGO, NO! LET GO!
HEY, THERE THEY ARE, AND THEY'RE NOT FAR.
- LET'S GO GET THEM.
- OK.
- AIIIEEE!
- HI, GUY. BYE, GUY.
- WHOA!
THAT WAY!
- GO GET 'EM, BUSH.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
THEY'RE IN THERE.
- JUST IN TIME, BUSHIE BABY.
THAT CONTEST IS GOING TO START PRETTY SOON.
HEY, SERVICE.
- OOPSIE!
MAKE IT SNAPPY, BOYS.
THE CONTEST IS GOING TO START SOON.
- WE'VE GOT THEM NOW.
I KNOW WHERE WE CAN CUT THEM OFF.
- THEY'LL NEVER CATCH UP WITH US NOW.
- NICE SAXOPHONE YOU GOT THERE, BEETHOVEN.
[LOUD NOTE]
YOU OUGHT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT COLD.
- GEE, THANKS.
UH-OH.
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU GUYS.
GO GET THOSE INSTRUMENTS BACK!
WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET!
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- THOSE HEP CATS WON'T SHOW THEMSELVES
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
- WRONGO, RIFF RAFF--
TAKE A LOOK.
- I'M GIVING UP MUSIC.
OHH...
- ALL RIGHT ALL YOU HIP CATS OUT THERE.
THE BIG CONTEST WINNERS ARE HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
- THEY WON!
- OF COURSE THEY WON.
I TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING THEY KNOW ABOUT MUSIC.
- [YAWN]
HO-HUM.
- OH, WAITER, WHAT'S THE HOUSE SPECIALTY?
- FOR RABBITS, WE HAVE RABBIT FEED AND FRESH WATER.
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- WHAT ABOUT LETTUCE AND CARROTS?
- YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT FRESH GREENS
CAN ACTUALLY MAKE A PET RABBIT SICK.
- THAT SETTLES IT. WE'LL HAVE THE RABBIT FEED
AND FRESH WATER.
- GOOD CHOICE.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU